I have a limited number of these new models available. Each will receive a final inspection and setup by me. Case and COA included.
Subject: 🎸 The NEW Merrowsound is LIVE: A Double Celebration!
Twenty-five years of DIY recording has led to this moment
Today is May 11th, and while we just celebrated my birthday on the 4th, more importantly, it marks the successful first week of the new Merrowsound Patreon
We are officially moving beyond the DIY era into a new professional chapter for this community
📺 Inside the 60-Minute Premiere
We didn't just launch with a teaser; we dropped a feature-length event
Down to the Merrow (DTTM) Episode 1: An hour-long dive featuring a Conquering Dystopia Retrospective, followed by an exhaustive "Getting Testy" studio overhaul with the Two Notes Captor X+
Sick Riff Worship (Patreon Exclusive): A high-quality, multi-angle performance of Nordjevel’s "Fenriir" that you won't find on YouTube
The Remix Project Begins: I have officially uploaded the raw DI tracks for the first Conquering Dystopia song for high-tier members
🛠️ The Roadmap Ahead
As a member of this community, you can expect a consistent monthly cadence of high-tier content
Mentorship: Join me and my son, Ethan, for "Corrupting Kids," where we write an atmospheric black metal album from scratch, live
Community Hangouts: Chill Q&A sessions, gear talk, and sim racing during "Fast Cars and Loud Guitars"
The Archives: We’re going deep into 10+ years of session footage and solo discography to see how far the craft has come
Thank you for being here since the grainy, DIY days
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Let's get to work
— Keith

New Guitars and Merch for Sale!
Black Friday Fundraiser shirt for 2025. The art is by my friend Brian Churilla. Printed on Comfort Colors cotton, soft and high quality material compared to Gildan, etc.
This is the first ever pressing of Reading the Bones on vinyl. Limited quantities of each variation. 1st pressing limited to- Clear with Black and Gold Splatter- 100 copies, Amber with Black Smoke- 130 copies, Clear- 220 copies.
ABOUT THE PROFILES These were made for studio recording, or playing through a full range speaker or monitor, but it is entirely possible to use these with your own cab and PA. For this pack, I’ve opted to use only a Randall ISOcab to capture the tones. The main reason is, this cabinet is the core of my sound. If you’re interested in my guitar tones, you’re likely interested in that modded ISOcab sound as well. I’ve curated tones through the following amps for your pleasure- ● PEAVEY 5150 ● EVH 5153 ● PRS ARCHON ● FRAMUS COBRA ● RHODES GEMINI ● REVV GENERATOR 100p ● REVV GENERATOR 120 (mk1 AND mk2!) ● REVV GENERATOR 7-40 ● ALIEN EVOLUTION 100 CUSTOM ● PEAVEY INVECTIVE 120 ● OMEGA IRIDIUM (GRANOPHYRE) ● DRIFTWOOD PURPLE NIGHTMARE ● LANEY IRONHEART
This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch. Thanks to its durable twill fabric, the patch is resilient to heat. Order it today and get ready to start embellishing!
• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material and will last a long time.
• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel
Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material and will last a long time.
• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel










































