Lyrics

We gathered 'round the table
To feast upon a meal
My bowels were so unstable
I had to break the anal seal

Gushing from my sphincter
A cascade of liquid dung
In the air a foul aroma hung

Choking on the stench I claimed as a fart
Liquid magma Pants puddle
My ass was drenched

LIQUID MAGMA PANTS PUDDLE

Tied a jacket 'round my waist
Searched for an escape
I left the puddle for another to uncover

Another would be cursed to sit in my liquid magma pants puddle