I wasn’t ready
To shit my fucking soul out today.
I shouldn’t have Popeyes four fucking times a day.
My digestion is so bad now that my gastroenterologist killed himself.
But I’ll tell you what though.
I’d rather shit like that 20 times a day,
And get it shoved back up my ass by Mike Tyson’s cock
Than ever fucking listen to Louis Torres’s stupid fucking voice ever again.
What a cunt