Lyrics
Squeezing
Straining
Gasping
Pushing
Thrusting
Exerting
Buried under a clump of TP
my brown treasure has alluded me
I procure a plunger to see
but the water has turned yellow with pee
assaulting
attacking
offending
advancing
charging
propelling
I know I spent time doing something
What I have to show for it - nothing
My grunting was certainly unbecoming
Over the toilet I have been slumping
A little ditty I was humming
While my b-hole was busy pumping
The lumps I was noisily dumping
Into the void they have been jumping
The ghost
where could you be?
The ghost
I fail to see
The ghost
disappeared from under me
The ghost
lost at sea
Heaving
Launching
Expelling
Ejecting
Lobbing
Pitching
Projecting
Farting
Crapping