Lyrics

I was doing my morning ritual
Dropping a big ol’ creamy gooey stinky shit.
Scrolling through YouTube,
Laughing at some weird dudes
Tryna get my laugh on
While I pass out from this deuce

But these mother fuckin ads
Keep on fuckin poppin’ up
Raid Shadow Legends?
Man what the fuck is that lame shit?
Jesus fucking Christ
I think I’m gonna fucking die
The ads are making me shit my guts out

Raid Shitter Legends!
Raid Shitter Legends!
(Call 911!)
Raid Shitter Legends!
Raid Shitter Legends!

Raid Shitter Legends
I’m in the hospital
Raid Shitter Legends
They’re gonna cut my colon out
Raid Shitter Legends
I’ll never fist my ass again
Raid Shitter Legends
RAID SHITTER LEGENDS