I’m dropping my pants, so shield your eyes
My balls have swollen to twice their size
I was a normal nutted dude this is quite the surprise
Balls so fat they always stick to my thigh
Scrotum so swollen it’s like a testicle erection
The lights stay off to avoid it’s detection
Now I’m swiping to the right through my tinder selections
Get a long look at this fat ass nutsack
The doctor gave me pills but they suck so I said fuck that
It’s throwing off my balance when I walk so it’s tucked back
Testes bulging through the skin and they look like a Rucksack
I’m worried that the pharmacist hasn’t found the time to call back.
I’ve got a swollen nut
I just want my little balls back.